"Maybe?" Daniel sighed and rolled his eyes. "Jack, every different reality had something between you and Sam." He couldn't stand Jack moping, so he decided to have just a little bit of fun at Jack's expense. Maybe it would kick him out of moping long enough to...to...throw something, at least.

"At least expect that one world where you were dating me." He tried to keep a straight face. He was much better at it than he used to be.